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We’re about to rattle some cages, beam some third-eye lasers, and hand-deliver a sassy cosmic permission slip to every soul who thought they were just losing it... but were actually just waking the F up! 🔥💫👁️

Get ready, crunchy soul fam - here it COMES

🌙 10 Signs You’re Not Crazy, You’re Just Waking the F Up 🌀

And it’s about damn time.

Let’s get one thing straight: You’re not losing your mind. You’re losing your programming. You’re not falling apart - you’re shedding layers of everything that wasn’t you to begin with.

Here are 10 signs you’re not crazy at all... you’re just having a spiritual glow-up in a world that profits off you being asleep:

1. You’re Questioning Everything

From 9-to-5s to fluoride in the water - suddenly the world feels like a stage and you’re backstage with the curtain pulled.
Truth bomb: That questioning? That’s not madness. That’s your soul remembering.

2. You Can’t Stand Small Talk Anymore

Talking about the weather? Hard pass. You want to talk energy shifts, divine timing, quantum leaps, and the real meaning of déjà vu.
Spoiler alert: That’s your vibration rising.

3. You Feel More in Nature Than Around People

Give you trees over toxic energy any day. You’re craving solitude, silence, starlight. Because Mother Earth speaks your language now. 🌿

4. You’re Emotionally Raw AF

Crying for no reason? Angry one second, euphoric the next? Welcome to the purge.
You’re detoxing lifetimes of programming. Feel it all, babe. It’s sacred work.

5. You See Patterns & Synchronicities Everywhere

11:11, feathers, animal messengers, dreams that feel realer than reality...
You’re not imagining it. You’re just tuning into the frequency of truth. 📡

6. You’re Suddenly Allergic to Bullsh*t

Toxic friendships? Gone. Soul-sucking jobs? Nope. You're drawing lines in the cosmic sand, and reclaiming your energy like the divine being you are. 🛑✨

7. You Start Attracting Wildly Different People

Your old crew just doesn’t get you anymore. But new soul fam? They show up like magic, mid-breakdown, holding sage and iced matcha.

8. You Have No Clue What’s Next - And That’s OK

You're in the divine hallway between the old life and the aligned one. It’s terrifying and delicious. Lean in. The unknown is where the real magic lives. 🌀

9. You Crave Meaning Over Everything

Superficial stuff feels... dead. You're thirsty for truth, connection, sacred purpose - because you were never meant to live on autopilot.

10. You Feel Like You’re Being Called - But You Can’t Explain It

It’s like a pull, a whisper, a knowing in your bones. You're not crazy - you're remembering. You came here to awaken. To disrupt. To lead.

Final Truth Tea 🍵

You’re not broken. You’re breaking free.
You’re not unstable. You’re being unshackled.
And you’re definitely not crazy - you’re just waking the F up in a world designed to keep you asleep.

Own it. Love it. Live it. 🌀
The world doesn’t need another “normal” person - it needs more beautifully awakened souls like you.